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Fitness Enthusiast
Trying to stay motivated despite constant setbacks
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I bought a fitness tracker, thinking it would motivate me. Now it just passive-aggressively buzzes on my wrist, reminding me to take more steps while I'm sitting on the couch watching Netflix. It's like having a tiny, judgmental personal trainer.
Relationship Expert
Navigating the complexities of modern dating
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I asked my friend for dating advice, and he said, "Just be yourself." So now, I'm single, unemployed, and living with my parents. Thanks, buddy. Really nailed that one.
Pet Owner
Dealing with the antics of a mischievous pet
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I taught my parrot to mimic my alarm clock sound. Now, every morning, I wake up to the soothing sound of my own panic. It's like having a feathered stand-up comedian who only knows one joke: waking me up at 6 a.m.
Office Worker
Dealing with constant office politics
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My colleagues are so jaded; they're like human highlighters, but instead of marking important points, they just highlight each other's flaws. I suggested a team-building exercise, and now we all just gather around the water cooler to complain about team-building exercises.
Online Shopper
Constantly receiving misleading product descriptions
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I bought a self-help book online, and the only thing it helped me with was developing trust issues. The title was "The Path to Enlightenment," but the only path it led me down was the one to the return counter.
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