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I asked the jaded gardener how he stays so pessimistic. He said, 'Weed out the positive thoughts.
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Why did the jaded scientist refuse to mix chemicals? He said, 'It's just a solution looking for a problem.
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Why did the jaded musician refuse to play? He said, 'Life's a flat note.
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Why did the jaded horse refuse to run? It said, 'Everywhere I go, it's always a neigh-saying situation.
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Why did the jaded computer break up with its keyboard? It felt they had no 'connection.
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Why did the jaded chef refuse to make a fresh salad? He said, 'Lettuce not pretend it's going to change anything.
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Why did the jaded cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Jaded GPS
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I recently updated my GPS, and now it sounds jaded. You miss a turn, and it's like, Oh, surprise, surprise. Another wrong turn. Don't worry; I've got all day. Take your time, Mr. Lost-and-Confused.
Jaded Weather Forecast
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The weather forecast is so jaded. I heard the meteorologist say, Expect scattered showers, but let's be honest, your umbrella will probably flip inside out, and you'll end up looking like a drowned rat. Good luck out there.
Jaded Dentist
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I went to the dentist, and my dentist seemed a bit jaded. I asked, Is this going to hurt? And he goes, Life is pain, my friend. This is just a tiny reminder.
Jaded Siri
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I asked Siri for directions, and she sounded jaded. Turn left. Turn right. Whatever. Just get there and get it over with. I've got other things to not care about.
Jaded Elevator
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I got into an elevator, and it seemed jaded. The doors closed, and it sighed, Another day, another ride. Try not to make it awkward with small talk. Let's just get this over with.
Jaded Fortune Cookie
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I opened a fortune cookie, and the fortune was so jaded. It said, Your future looks bleak, but hey, at least you got a cookie out of it.
Jaded Thermostat
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My thermostat is so jaded. I set it to a comfortable temperature, and it's like, Oh, you want to be comfortable? How about you go put on a sweater and save some energy, Mr. High Expectations.
Jaded Genies
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You ever think about genies? You rub a lamp, and they pop out like they're doing you a favor. But I think these genies have been around for too long. Now, they're just jaded. You rub the lamp, and the genie's like, I'll give you three wishes, but I've seen it all, and honestly, I don't even care what you want.
Jaded Alarm Clock
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My alarm clock has become jaded. It used to be all, Good morning! Rise and shine! Now it's more like, Oh, great, another day. Bet you're thrilled to be awake at this ungodly hour.
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