8 Jokes For Jack O' Lantern

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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Why did the jack o' lantern go to the doctor? It had a bad case of pumpkin-itis!
Why did the jack o' lantern get in trouble at school? It couldn't stop carving up!
Why was the pumpkin blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the jack o' lantern so good at math? It knew how to 'count' its blessings!
Why did the jack o' lantern go to therapy? It had too many issues to squash on its own!
Why did the jack o' lantern become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor!
Why did the pumpkin become a detective? It had a sharp sense of gourd-irection!
Why did the scarecrow refuse to carve the jack o' lantern? It was afraid it would lose its head!

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