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The scariest part of Halloween? The day after, when you realize your once majestic jack o' lantern has turned into a moldy, sad version of its former self. It's like witnessing the fall of a pumpkin empire.
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The most stressful part of carving a jack o' lantern is trying to find a surface that won't get destroyed by pumpkin goo. Newsflash: there is no such surface. RIP to every kitchen table ever.
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You know it's October when suddenly everyone becomes a pumpkin sculptor. It's like we've all been secretly training for a pumpkin carving Olympics that only happens once a year.
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You ever notice how carving a jack o' lantern is the only time we encourage kids to play with knives? "Here, little Timmy, take this sharp object and create a spooky masterpiece, but remember, it's only acceptable on Halloween!
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The jack o' lantern is the original influencer in the vegetable world. It's all about that perfect angle – "Gotta make sure my scary face is on point for Instagram, or I won't get those likes from the neighborhood ghosts.
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Why do we only carve pumpkins for Halloween? I want to see a festive jack o' lantern on my doorstep for Thanksgiving. Maybe a turkey-shaped one with a sign that says, "Gobble 'til you wobble!
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Jack o' lanterns are like the celebrities of the pumpkin patch. They get all the attention while the poor regular pumpkins are left sitting there thinking, "I could've been a contender.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about buying a pumpkin for carving, but instead of making a scary face, you contemplate turning it into a decorative soup. Ah, the circle of life, or should I say, the cycle of soup.
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I tried to impress my friends with an elaborate jack o' lantern design, but it ended up looking more like a confused emoji. Now I've unintentionally created the "What am I doing with my life" pumpkin.
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