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The Overzealous Pumpkin Carver
Someone overly enthusiastic about carving pumpkins but terrible at it.
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I tried making a 'spooky haunted house' out of carved pumpkins. Turns out, they don't look scary; they look like a support group for vegetables with a bad dermatologist.
The Sassy Jack o' Lantern
A jack o' lantern with a sharp tongue and a knack for sass.
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I tried to scare people by saying, 'Boo!' Turns out, I just made them think their pumpkin's talking. Now they're all in therapy, and I'm here still trying to perfect my spooky voice.
The Ignored Jack o' Lantern
A jack o' lantern feeling neglected in a corner.
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I decided to spice things up, put on a hat, and a monocle. All I got were confused looks and a few squirrels trying to recruit me for their secret society.
The Disgruntled Pumpkin Farmer
A pumpkin farmer frustrated with mischievous kids stealing his prized pumpkins.
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I'm thinking of setting up a new business: 'Rent-a-Scarecrow.' Kids try to steal my pumpkins, get scared by the lifelike scarecrows, and run home crying. Win-win... until the therapy bills arrive.
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