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Why was the Iranian student good at math? Because they could always 'solve' any problem!
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Why don't Iranians trust stairs? Because they're always up to something!
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Why was the Iranian dictionary always unhappy? Because it couldn't find the right 'word' to express itself!
Dating an Iranian
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I started dating someone from Iran, and I thought it would be romantic to learn Farsi. Turns out, my pronunciation is so bad that instead of saying I love you, I accidentally ordered a dozen eggplants from the local grocery store. Now we have enough eggplants to start our own vegetable orchestra.
Iranian GPS
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I asked my Iranian friend for directions, and he started giving me instructions like, Turn right where the camel used to be, then left at the guy selling pomegranates. I swear, his directions were so exotic, I felt like I was on a magic carpet ride instead of driving.
Iranian Time
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My Iranian friend invited me to a party, and he said it starts at 7 PM sharp. I showed up at 7, and the only thing happening was the host taking a nap. Apparently, 7 PM in Iran means Maybe we'll start thinking about getting ready.
Iranian Negotiation Tactics
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I tried haggling at a bazaar in Tehran, thinking I could get a good deal. The shopkeeper was so skilled at negotiating, by the end, I not only bought a Persian rug, but I also agreed to throw in my car as a free bonus. Now my living room has a rug, and my driveway is empty.
Iranian Humor
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I tried telling an Iranian joke, and let me tell you, the punchline was lost in translation. They laughed, but I'm pretty sure it was more of a sympathy chuckle. Note to self: Stick to universal jokes, like why did the chicken cross the road.
Iranian Technology
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I was amazed at how technologically advanced Iran is. My friend showed me their cutting-edge navigation system. It's called Ask the guy on the street, and if he doesn't know, ask the guy next to him. It's like Waze but with a human touch.
Iranian Coffee
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I tried this famous Iranian coffee, and let me tell you, it's so strong, I'm pretty sure it's used as jet fuel in the Middle East. After a cup, I felt like I could not only see the future but negotiate peace in the entire region.
Iranian Hospitality
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I stayed at an Iranian friend's house, and they insisted on serving me this traditional dish. I asked what it was, and they said, It's a surprise. Turns out, the surprise was trying to identify each ingredient in a culinary game of Russian Roulette. I haven't been that surprised since I found out raisins weren't chocolate chips in cookies.
Iranian Fashion
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I bought an authentic Iranian scarf, thinking I'd look all stylish and exotic. But when I wore it, my friends asked if I was auditioning for a role in Aladdin. Apparently, I missed the fine line between fashion-forward and Disney character.
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