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You ever notice how Iranian tea is like a magical elixir? I mean, they pour it in those tiny cups, and suddenly you're solving all of life's problems. I tried it at home, but my mug just gave me a confused look.
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Iranian hospitality is on another level. You visit someone's house, and they're like, "Have some tea, some sweets, and oh, here's a feast that could feed a small village." I can't even get my friends to share their Netflix password.
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Iranians take their saffron seriously. It's like the gold of the kitchen. I tried telling my friends that I use saffron in my cooking, but they just laughed and said, "Dude, that's just regular yellow food coloring.
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Iranian names are a workout for my tongue. I tried introducing myself to an Iranian friend, and by the time I finished pronouncing their name, I needed a water break. Forget yoga, try saying "Mohammad Reza Mirzaei" three times fast.
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Ever notice how Iranians have this unspoken competition for who can make the best kebabs? It's like a culinary Olympics. Meanwhile, I'm over here burning toast and thinking I deserve a Michelin star for my effort.
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Iranians have this incredible talent for negotiating. You try to buy a carpet, and suddenly you're discussing world politics and the meaning of life. I tried haggling at the grocery store, and the cashier just looked at me like I was speaking an alien language.
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I recently learned that Iran has one of the oldest civilizations. I can't even keep my houseplants alive for more than a month. I bet if they were in charge, those plants would be ruling the world by now.
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I discovered that Iranians are famous for their poetry. Meanwhile, the most poetic thing I've ever said is, "I'll be there in five minutes," which roughly translates to "I haven't left my house yet.
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You ever notice how Iranians can turn any gathering into a dance party? I tried doing that at a family reunion, and my aunt just handed me a broom and said, "Sweep the floor, sweetie.
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