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Ink stains on clothes are like badges of honor for adults. It's not about the mess; it's about proving you're still using the ancient tools of the trade, not just tapping away on a keyboard like a robot.
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Ink pens must be the drama queens of stationery. One moment they're all smooth and cooperative, and the next, they're leaking in your pocket like they just got a paper cut and are bleeding their feelings out for everyone to see.
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Have you ever noticed that no matter how careful you are, the moment you use a pen with a cap, it becomes a race against time? It's like the pen cap has a secret agenda to disappear forever, leaving you with a capless pen, desperately trying not to stain everything in your bag.
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The more colors of ink a pen has, the higher the chances it'll decide to retire early and mix them all into a murky, dark shade. It's like it's holding a personal rebellion against artistic expression.
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You ever accidentally click a retractable pen in a quiet room and suddenly feel like you've unleashed the audible wrath of the pen gods? It's like the pen is saying, "Fear me, for I am the disruptor of library peace and meeting serenity!
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I recently bought an invisible ink pen. The irony is not lost on me – I can't find the pen, let alone the invisible ink. It's like it vanished into the void, leaving behind a blank notebook and a confused owner.
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Buying a new pen feels like adopting a pet. You carefully choose one, maybe it has a sleek design, a comfortable grip – the whole package. And for the first few days, you're protective, making sure it doesn't run away or, in the case of a pen, get "borrowed" by that coworker who never returns anything.
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You ever get the feeling that when you lend someone your favorite pen, it's more of a one-way ticket? Like, sure, use it for a second, but it's secretly planning to elope with their notebook and live happily ever after in pen heaven.
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Why is it that when you run out of ink in a pen, you keep scribbling on the paper as if it's magically going to resurrect itself? It's the stationery equivalent of giving CPR to a lifeless object, hoping for a miracle.
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