5 Jokes For Ink

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 02 2024

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The Octopus with a Fountain Pen

Struggling with the intricacies of using a fountain pen underwater
I wrote a love letter to a fellow octopus, and the ink just spread everywhere. Now the entire ocean thinks I have a crush on every marine creature. It's a real ink-ident.

The Detective with a Leaky Pen

Solving crimes while dealing with leaky pens
The other day, I found a clue that was smudged beyond recognition. Turns out, it wasn't a clue; it was just my shopping list mixing it up with my crime scene notes. Now I'll never know if the killer prefers crunchy or smooth peanut butter.

The Quill in the Renaissance

Trying to impress with calligraphy while avoiding ink stains
They say the quill is mightier than the sword, but no one warns you about the collateral damage. My battle scars are not from a war; they're from trying to write fancy invitations without smudging.

The Pen in the Office

The constant fear of running out of ink
There's this unspoken law in the office: if you find a pen that works, you guard it like it's the One Ring. I'm telling you, people get more possessive over a pen than Gollum did over his precious.

The Frustrated Tattoo Artist

Dealing with indecisive customers
There was this lady who wanted a butterfly on her ankle. She kept changing her mind, and by the end, I swear that butterfly had more identity crises than a teenager at an existential crisis support group.

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