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Why did the programmer break up with their keyboard? It just couldn't handle their 'inc'ompatible personalities.
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Why did the calendar go to therapy? It felt days were just 'inc'onsistent and weeks were too stressful.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of staying 'inc'lined all the time.
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? It was 'inc'redibly outstanding in its field!
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My friend tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time and a classic case of fashion 'inc'ident.
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? It was 'inc'redibly outstanding in its field!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of staying 'inc'lined all the time.
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Why did the math book open an 'inc'ognito window? It had too many problems it needed to solve privately.
Inc'redible Talent: Making Simple Tasks Feel Like Olympic Challenges
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I have an incredible talent for turning simple tasks into Olympic challenges. Making a sandwich becomes a triathlon, and folding laundry is a decathlon. If only there were gold medals for mastering the art of 'Inc'redible laziness.
Incorporated Fantasy Football League: My Imaginary Winning Streak
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I joined an incorporated fantasy football league. Yeah, it’s so exclusive that even my victories are imaginary. I don’t just lose; I lose in style. My team is the MVP of disappointment.
Inc'teresting Fact: My Bank Balance is Incorporated... with Dust
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I checked my bank balance the other day. It's incorporated – incorporated with dust. I’m not broke; I'm just financially cautious. I like to think of my money as on a sabbatical – taking a break from the stress of being spent.
Relationship Status: 'Inc'omplete
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My relationship status is like a software update – always 'Inc'omplete. My love life is so nonexistent that even my calendar sends me a notification saying, 'Are you sure you didn’t forget something?
Incognito Mode - The Superhero Outfit of the Internet
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I use incognito mode on my browser like it's my superhero outfit. It's not for anything sketchy; it's just that I want my computer to forget that I Googled 'Can you die from lack of sleep?' at 3 AM last night. Incognito mode, saving reputations one embarrassing search at a time.
My Fitness Regimen is Sponsored by 'Inc'
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I’ve got a new fitness regimen. It’s called ‘Inc’ – short for 'Involuntary Cardio.' You’d be amazed how many calories you burn running late for meetings, dodging responsibilities, and escaping awkward conversations.
My Social Life is Incorporated... Into My Netflix Subscription
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My social life is incorporated – it's just that my most frequent interaction is with Netflix. I've practically turned binge-watching into an art form. If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps.
My Diet Plan: 'Inc'onsistent, Just Like My Wi-Fi
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I tried a new diet plan – it’s called the 'Inc'onsistency Diet. It's like my Wi-Fi signal – sometimes strong, most times weak, and occasionally disappears without warning. I call it the intermittent fasting of the digital age.
The Only Thing 'Inc' in My Life is the Increase in My Laundry Pile
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Lately, my laundry has been growing faster than my ambitions. I swear, I’ve got more dirty socks than successful decisions. Maybe I should start a business called Procrastination Inc – we'll get to your tasks eventually.
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