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Updated on: Nov 24 2024

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Invisible Pets

Walking the dog that no one can see
Vet bills for invisible pets are outrageous. I took my invisible goldfish to the vet, and they charged me for an invisible surgery. I could've done it myself with an imaginary scalpel.

Invisible Neighbors

Dealing with unseen roommates
My invisible neighbors are the ultimate introverts. I asked them to turn down the music, and they just made it even quieter. I didn't even think that was possible. It's like living next to a mute DJ.

Invisible Sports Fans

Cheering for a team that's never seen
I asked my invisible sports fan buddy what his favorite team's colors were. He said, "Clear and transparent." I guess I'll have to buy an invisible jersey. I hope they have an invisible clearance sale.

Invisible Dating

Navigating the world of unseen romance
The best part of dating an invisible person is that you save a fortune on mirrors. You can dance in front of the bathroom mirror without someone judging your moves. It's a whole new level of self-love, or maybe just narcissism.

Invisible Technology

Dealing with gadgets you can't see
My invisible laptop crashed. I called tech support, and they asked if I could see any error messages. I said, "No, but I can hear the invisible sound of despair." They didn't find it as amusing as I did.

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