7 Jokes For Immortal

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Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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Why did the immortal athlete never retire? Because he could run the marathon of life without breaking a sweat!
I told my immortal friend a joke about time travel. He said, 'Been there, done that, got the time capsule!
I asked the immortal time traveler about the future. He said, 'I'll let you know yesterday!
I told my friend I'm immortal. He challenged me to prove it. So, I didn't show up for three days. He got worried!
I asked the immortal tortoise how he stays in shape. He said, 'Slow and steady wins the race... to immortality!
I asked the immortal genie for infinite wealth. Now I'm the richest ghost in town!
I met an immortal comedian. His favorite punchline? 'I'll be here all eternity!

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