5 Jokes For Immortal

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 29 2025

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Vampire's Perspective

Dealing with modern technology
I asked Siri how to conquer the world, and she directed me to the nearest Starbucks. Apparently, immortality and pumpkin spice lattes go hand in hand.

Ghost's Perspective

Haunting a smart home
Casper never had to contend with Alexa. I whispered "Boo," and she started listing nearby ghost-friendly restaurants. I just wanted to rattle some chains, not make dinner plans!

Time Traveler's Perspective

Keeping up with historical fashion trends
I brought a fanny pack to the Renaissance once. The locals were perplexed. I told them it's a "pocket for time-travel essentials." They just laughed and called it a "bumbag.

Frankenstein's Monster's Perspective

Navigating the world of online dating
My dating app bio reads, "Built for love, not speed." Still, no one seems interested in a creature that takes longer to get ready than a Kardashian.

Highlander's Perspective

Finding new friends who don't mind the occasional beheading
Trying to keep a pet as an immortal is challenging. They start as a cute little puppy, and before you know it, you're walking a direwolf through a modern city.

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