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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm rolling in it. Life is a piece of cake!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm rolling in it. Life is a piece of cake!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm rolling in it. Life is a piece of cake!
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Why did the idiom refuse to play hide and seek? It didn't want to be taken for granite!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm rolling in it. Life is a piece of cake!
Bite the Bullet
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Idioms can be painful if taken literally. I told my friend, You just have to bite the bullet, and now he's walking around with a bandage on his tongue, thinking it's some sort of weird self-help remedy.
Fish Out of Water
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Idioms can be tricky, especially for non-native English speakers. I once told my foreign friend, It's a piece of cake, and he looked at me like I'd offered him a slice of cheesecake with a side of confusion. Now he thinks Americans trade dessert for information.
Grass Is Always Greener
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You know, idioms can mess with your head. My friend was complaining about his job, and I said, The grass is always greener on the other side. Now he's standing in his neighbor's yard, watering their plants and contemplating a career change.
Throw in the Towel
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I tried to motivate my lazy roommate by telling him, Don't throw in the towel. The next day, I found him in the bathroom, staring at the bathmat like it had personally offended him. Apparently, he took my advice a bit too literally.
Walking on Eggshells
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Talking to my mom is like navigating an idiom minefield. I once asked her to spill the beans about a family secret, and she handed me a broom and a bag of kidney beans. I just wanted information, not a bizarre culinary challenge.
Caught Red-Handed
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I caught my little nephew taking cookies from the jar, and I told him, Caught red-handed. Now, he thinks cookie theft is a crime that requires fingerprinting and a mugshot. At least he's learning about the justice system early.
Ball is in Your Court
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I told my buddy, The ball is in your court, and he showed up with a tennis racket, expecting a sporting event. Now we're in the middle of a heated game of imaginary tennis, all because I wanted him to make a decision.
Cut to the Chase
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I tried to give my friend straightforward advice by saying, Let's cut to the chase. Now he's convinced that we need to carry scissors everywhere we go, just in case a conversation gets too lengthy.
Out of the Loop
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I recently learned that some people don't understand idioms. I told my friend, Hit the hay, and he thought I was giving him agricultural advice. He's out there searching for hay bales, and I'm like, Dude, I meant go to sleep, not start a farm.
Lost in Translation
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You ever notice how idioms are like the secret code of language? I told my friend, It's raining cats and dogs, and he showed up with an umbrella and a pet carrier. I was just trying to say it's raining heavily, not that the local animal shelter was having a bizarre promotion.
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