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The Early Bird Gets the Worm
The struggle of being an early riser
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I tried being an early bird, but the only worms I found were in the apple I packed for lunch.
Bite the Bullet
The challenges of facing unpleasant situations
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Biting the bullet is supposed to be a metaphor for facing tough situations, but last time I tried, I just got a mouthful of brass and weird looks from the cashier at the gun store.
Hit the Hay
The challenges of getting a good night's sleep
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I tried hitting the hay, but it turns out my bed was just a haystack, and now I'm sleeping on a pile of itchy straw. Sweet dreams, right?
Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch
The perils of premature celebration
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch, especially when your friend says they'll pay you back – it's like counting unhatched chickens. You might end up with a coop full of excuses.
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