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Have you ever been stuck in a conversation where someone just won't stop talking, and you're there thinking, "I'd rather be doing literally anything else right now"? You know, the kind of conversation where you start wondering if you can fake an emergency just to escape. I'd rather be an extra in a mime convention than endure awkward small talk. And don't even get me started on those people who claim they'd rather have deep, meaningful conversations. Well, I'd rather keep it light, thanks. Life is complicated enough without diving into the philosophical abyss every time we chat. Can't we just talk about the weather and call it a day?
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You ever notice how people always say, "I'd rather be lost than ask for directions"? I mean, seriously, who came up with that brilliant idea? I'd rather not be late, personally. But you know, there's something about the male ego; it's like, we'd rather wander the streets aimlessly, pretending we're on some epic adventure, than admit we have no clue where we are. I'd rather be lost, they say. Well, I'd rather be on time and not have to explain to my friends why I missed the entire party because I was too proud to ask a stranger if they knew where the heck I was going!
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So, I'm not exactly a master chef. In fact, if cooking were an Olympic sport, I'd be the person who trips over their own feet and face-plants before even reaching the starting line. But you know, some people love to flaunt their culinary skills. They say things like, "I'd rather cook at home; it's healthier and cheaper." Well, you know what I'd rather do? I'd rather pay a little extra and let someone else do the cooking. Because let's be honest, my kitchen is basically just a room with a refrigerator and a microwave, and I'd rather keep it that way. I don't need my smoke detector judging me every time I attempt to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
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People always talk about how they'd rather be at the gym, getting fit and healthy. "I'd rather be exercising," they say. Well, I'd rather be exercising my right to binge-watch an entire season of my favorite TV show without judgment. I mean, the only crunches I want to do are the ones involving potato chips while I'm sprawled on the couch. You know, they say laughter is the best medicine, so I figure if I'm getting a six-pack, it might as well be from laughing at sitcoms, not from doing sit-ups.
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