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I'd rather play with words than swords—verbal jousting is way less dangerous!
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I'd rather tell jokes to vegetables—they're a tough crowd but root for a good punchline!
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I'd rather tell jokes to clocks. They always have the time for a good pun!
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I'd rather be the pun king than a boring royal—wordplay rules over dullness!
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I'd rather be a pun master than a pun disaster. It's all about wordplay!
I'd Rather… Wrestle a Hungry Alligator
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You ever have those days when everything seems impossible? My friend was like, I'd rather wrestle a hungry alligator than figure out my taxes. And I'm thinking, Well, at least the alligator won't ask for receipts!
I'd Rather… Be a Contortionist
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You know, they say life is all about choices. Well, I'd rather be a contortionist. At least then, when people ask me to bend over backward for them, I can literally do it! And if my boss tells me to twist myself into a pretzel to meet a deadline, well, I'll be halfway there!
I'd Rather… Become a Mime
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You know those days when you just want to avoid everyone? My buddy said, I'd rather become a mime than attend another family reunion. I can see it now, him trapped in an invisible box, silently screaming, Help me escape this awkward conversation!
I'd Rather… Eat a Pineapple Pizza at a Vegan Potluck
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Food choices can be divisive. My friend said, I'd rather eat a pineapple pizza at a vegan potluck than pick a restaurant with my indecisive friends. I'm imagining the horror on everyone's faces when he walks in with that pizza – it's the kind of rebellion we all secretly wish we could pull off!
I'd Rather… Take Dating Advice from a Fortune Cookie
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Dating can be tough. You know what they say, I'd rather take dating advice from a fortune cookie. Because, let's be honest, those cookies are the only things predicting my love life accurately: You will meet someone special. In bed. With a tub of ice cream.
I'd Rather… Have a Pet Rock as a Life Coach
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Life coaches are all the rage, right? My buddy was like, I'd rather have a pet rock as a life coach. I mean, it's low-maintenance, non-judgmental, and it doesn't charge by the hour. Plus, it's an excellent listener—stone-cold silent, but a great listener!
I'd Rather… Be a Human GPS
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People are always complaining about getting lost. My friend was like, I'd rather be a human GPS than navigate through my in-laws' neighborhood. I mean, it makes sense. At least Siri doesn't judge you for taking the wrong turn or suggest you should've married someone with a better sense of direction!
I'd Rather… Fight a Bear
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I was watching this survival show where they said, I'd rather wrestle a bear than face that challenge again. And I'm thinking, really? You'd rather go toe-to-toe with a grizzly than deal with your in-laws during the holidays? I mean, I love my family, but I'm pretty sure the bear wouldn't ask about my future career plans!
I'd Rather… Fight a Robot in a Dance-Off
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People are always worried about robots taking over. My philosophy is, I'd rather fight a robot in a dance-off. I figure if they're gonna replace us, they should at least know the cha-cha. Imagine challenging a robot to a dance battle and losing to the robot doing the robot!
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