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Why did the Hyatt chef become a comedian? Because they wanted to 'spice' up their career!
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Why did the Hyatt's coffee file a police report? It got mugged every morning!
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Why did the Hyatt's gym become so popular? Because it had the 'suite'est workout equipment!
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Why did the Hyatt hotel hire a mathematician? Because they wanted someone with a lot of 'room' for calculations!
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Why did the Hyatt's pool break up with the ocean? It wanted a 'suite'er view!
Hyatt - Where the Gym Is Just a Fancy Term for the Place You Pretend to Use!
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I went to the Hyatt gym once, and it was like entering a parallel universe where everyone is fit and enthusiastic. I stood on the treadmill for five minutes, realized I forgot my water, and decided that dehydration was a small price to pay for not embarrassing myself.
Hyatt - The Only Hotel Where the Room Service Menu Comes With a Side of Guilt!
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I ordered room service at the Hyatt, and the prices were so steep that the waiter should have worn a ski mask. I asked for a burger, and they asked if I wanted to add a guilt trip for just $20 more. Sure, why not? Throw in a side of remorse.
Hyatt - Where Checking Out Is Easier Than My Last Breakup!
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Checking out of the Hyatt is so smooth; it's like breaking up with a person who agrees with all your reasons for breaking up. It's not you; it's me. I understand, sir. Have a great day! If only all goodbyes were that painless.
Hyatt - Where the Mini-Bar Has a Ph.D. in Economics!
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I opened the mini-bar at the Hyatt, and suddenly I felt like I was in an economics class. Those prices were so inflated; I thought I was witnessing hyperinflation in real-time. I had to take out a second mortgage just to afford a can of soda.
Hyatt - Where the Elevators Have More Drama Than My Last Relationship!
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Trying to catch an elevator at the Hyatt is like trying to catch a unicorn. It's always one floor away, and when it finally arrives, it's full of people giving you the same judgmental look your ex used to give. Oh, you again?
Hyatt - The Hotel That Believes in Surprise Housekeeping Auditions!
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At the Hyatt, they believe in surprise housekeeping auditions. I left my room for two minutes, and when I came back, there was a housekeeper inside, making the bed like it was a Broadway performance. I half expected her to finish with a jazz hands flourish.
Hyatt - The Only Place Where Wi-Fi is Like a Ghost, You Hear About It, But Never Actually See It!
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I was at a Hyatt last week, and the Wi-Fi was so slow that I felt like I was communicating with the spirit world. I was waiting for my email to load, and I swear I heard a ghostly voice saying, You've got mail... eventually.
Hyatt - Where the Pillow Menu Is More Extensive Than My College Course Catalog!
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I saw a pillow menu at the Hyatt with more options than my last relationship. Do I want the memory foam pillow, the feather pillow, or the existential crisis pillow that makes you question all your life choices? Decisions, decisions.
Hyatt-er Be Ready for My Hotel Horror Stories!
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You ever stayed at a Hyatt? I did. It's the only place where the beds are comfier than my own, and the price tag makes me question if I should just move in permanently. I mean, if I'm paying that much for a room, I should at least get mail delivered there, right? Oh, just send it to Hyatt Room 305, they know me.
Hyatt - Where the Towels Are So Fluffy, You'll Question Your Entire Laundry Routine!
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The towels at the Hyatt are so fluffy; I started wondering if my towels at home were just rebelling against me. I touched the Hyatt towels, and suddenly my bathroom towels felt like sandpaper. I had to apologize to them for years of neglect.
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