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The key cards at Hyatt are so high-tech; they make you feel like a secret agent. Until you realize you're just trying to figure out which way to insert the card for the fifth time.
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The Hyatt gym is equipped with machines that make you look like you know what you're doing. I got on this treadmill, and it felt like I was jogging through a scenic landscape while binge-watching Netflix.
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You know you're in a high-class hotel when the lobby has more marble than your entire kitchen. I'm just waiting for someone to walk in with a chisel and start making a sculpture out of the reception desk.
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At a Hyatt, they have those little shampoo bottles that make you feel like a giant. You look at them and think, "Am I in a hotel or did I accidentally stumble into a dollhouse?
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Hyatt has these fancy remote-controlled curtains in their rooms. It's like they're preparing you for a future where you never have to get up from bed. "I need coffee, but can the curtains do that too?
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You ever notice how staying at a Hyatt is like living in a parallel universe? I mean, the beds are so comfortable, you start questioning if your bed at home even wants you to be happy.
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The mini bar at a Hyatt is like a temptation test. You look at those snacks, and you're torn between your wallet screaming "no" and your stomach chanting "yes.
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At a Hyatt, they fold your towels into these intricate swans. I'm just waiting for the day I accidentally bring one home, and my friends ask, "Is that a Hyatt swan in your bathroom or did you join a towel origami class?
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Hyatt bathrooms have these mirrors with perfect lighting. You start thinking you're the next Instagram influencer, taking selfies like, "Hashtag woke up like this... at the Hyatt.
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