7 Jokes For Houston We Have A Problem

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Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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I told my friend I was training to be an astronaut, and he said, 'Houston, we have a gym!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Houston, we have a problem - she needed space!
I told my computer I needed a break, and it responded, 'Houston, we have a problem - you can't Ctrl your life!
Why did the Martian call Houston for advice? He had a red planet emergency!
My GPS started giving space directions - 'Turn left at the moon, then head towards Mars.' Houston, we have a detour!
I told my friend a joke about space, but he didn't laugh. Houston, we have a humorless companion!
My cat wanted to be an astronaut, but Houston, we have a problem - she kept getting stuck in zero gravity!

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