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The Alien Tourist
Trying to understand human fashion trends
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I finally get the hang of it, and I walk out wearing the latest human fashion. Turns out, it's a garbage bag with armholes. Houston, we don't just have a problem; we have a fashion crisis that even the most stylish aliens can't comprehend.
The Astronaut
Trying to fix a broken space toilet
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I finally fixed the space toilet, but now it's so high-tech, it's giving me unsolicited life advice. I sit down, and it's like, "Are you sure you need that second cup of coffee? Remember, hydration is key." Houston, we don't just have a problem; we have a judgmental commode.
Mission Control
Dealing with a coffee machine malfunction
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We finally get the coffee machine working, but now it's so advanced, it's predicting our futures. I pour a cup, and it goes, "Warning: excessive caffeine consumption may lead to spontaneous moonwalking." Houston, we don't just have a problem; we have a psychic coffee maker.
The Alien Observer
Watching humans deal with everyday inconveniences
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They finally clear the traffic jam, and now everyone's honking to celebrate. I'm like, "Is honking the intergalactic way of saying, 'Hey, I exist'?" Houston, we don't just have a problem; we have a planet full of honking enthusiasts.
The Space Janitor
Dealing with a spill in the anti-gravity lounge
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I finally clean up the spill, but now everything's so clean that even dust particles are getting fired into space. Houston, we don't just have a problem; we have an interstellar cleaning service on the loose.
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