6+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For house

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My house and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it when the mortgage is paid, and it hates when I leave the lights on!

My house is haunted, but only by friendly ghosts. They even clean up after themselves – very spirited beings!

I tried to write a joke about houses, but it wasn't built for comedy. I guess I should stick to the foundation of my humor!

I told my house it needed a makeover. Now it's flipping out!

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. As she should – our mortgage is a big one!

My house and I have a lot in common. We're both creaky and need repairs, but we've got character!

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