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Why don't houses ever get lonely? They always have lots of windows to make new friends!
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Why did the house throw a party? Because it had good foundations for a celebration!
DIY Ghostbusting
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I decided to save money by doing my own ghostbusting at home. I bought a vacuum cleaner, thinking I could suck up all the spirits. Turns out, ghosts are not impressed by my cleaning skills. Now my living room looks like a paranormal dust storm.
Ghost Therapist
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I hired a ghost therapist. It turns out, ghosts have a lot of unresolved issues. My therapist ghost spends the entire session complaining about how it never got to finish its novel when it was alive. I'm like, Yeah, me neither, but at least I'm not haunting someone.
Haunted Laundry
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Doing laundry in a haunted house is like playing a game of hide and seek with your socks. You put them in the washing machine, and suddenly they disappear into another dimension. I'm just trying to have matching socks, but the ghosts have other plans.
Ghostly Real Estate
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I was looking for a new place, and the real estate agent was like, This house has a friendly ghost. Friendly? That ghost rearranged my furniture to create a ghostly feng shui. I appreciate the effort, but I'm not ready for a spectral interior decorator.
Ghost Yoga
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I joined a ghost yoga class to connect with the spirits. It's a unique experience. Downward dog becomes floating dog, and the instructor keeps saying, Breathe in positivity, exhale ectoplasm. My chakras have never been more confused.
Haunted House Hunting
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You ever tried house hunting? I went to check out this place, and the real estate agent was like, It has character. Yeah, well, that character turned out to be a ghost who thinks rearranging furniture is a fun pastime.
Ghostly Wi-Fi Troubles
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You think you have Wi-Fi problems? My ghost keeps messing with the signal. I'm just trying to binge-watch my favorite show, and suddenly I'm stuck in a buffering purgatory. Ghost, I know you're dead, but can you not kill my internet vibe?
My Ghost Roommate
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I have a ghost roommate. It's great for splitting the rent, but terrible for splitting the chores. I'll ask, Did you wash the dishes? and all I hear is a faint whisper saying, Boo, not today.
Ghostly Diet
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I tried a ghost diet once. You know, the kind where you only eat things that go through walls. Spoiler alert: I lost weight, but now my friends think I'm crazy for trying to eat a sandwich by throwing it at the wall.
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