6+ Best One Liners Jokes For house

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a real estate agent – I make a lot of bread!

I invited my friends to my housewarming party, and now they won't leave. I guess I should have called it a house-warning!

I bought a house because it was haunted. Now I have a mortgage ghost!

I asked the house for some shelter during the storm. It said, 'Sorry, I've got too many drafts.

I asked the house for relationship advice. It said, 'Build a strong foundation and always be supportive – like me!

I asked my house if it was feeling down. It said, 'No, just a little grounded.

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