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I asked my landlord for a 12-month lease. He said, 'Sorry, we only offer annual sprints!
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My landlord said, 'Rent is due on the first of the month.' I replied, 'Excellent, I'll see you on the second!'
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I asked my landlord if the house had a ghost. He said, 'No, but sometimes the mortgage haunts me!
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My landlord said the house is a fixer-upper. I didn't realize 'fixer-upper' was a synonym for 'money pit'!
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I asked my landlord if he could fix the leak. He said, 'Sorry, I'm dripping in commitments!
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My landlord said my rent includes water. So I asked, 'Can I get it in wine instead?
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