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The Negotiator
Haggling with house lords for better deals
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My house lord thinks he's a stand-up comedian. I asked him for a rent reduction, and he said, "Why don't you try stand-up comedy? You're already living in a joke." Thanks for the suggestion, but I'll stick to negotiating.
The Paranoid Renter
Imagining worst-case scenarios with house lords
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My house lord is like a superhero, but his power is making me feel guilty for every speck of dust. I can picture him in a cape, flying around the apartment complex, armed with a Swiffer and a judgmental look.
The Clueless Boarder
Navigating confusing house lord rules
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I asked my house lord about the complicated recycling system, and he explained it with more twists than a Christopher Nolan movie. I'm still not sure if I'm supposed to separate the plastic from the paper or sacrifice a goat to the recycling gods.
The Overwhelmed Roommate
Living with too many house lords under one roof
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It's like living in a reality show where the house lords vote each week on who gets the bigger room. I swear, if they introduce a tribal council, I'm packing my bags and moving to a desert island without landlords.
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