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Why did the bicycle call the hotline? It was two-tired of being stuck in the garage!
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Why did the smartphone apply for a job at the hotline? It wanted to be 'app'-reciated!
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Why did the computer call the hotline? It needed help getting out of a 'jam'!
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Why did the telephone break up with the smartphone? It just couldn't handle the constant 'ringing'!
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Why did the comedian become a hotline operator? He wanted to 'dial' up the laughter!
Hotline Confessions
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Calling a hotline is like going to confession – you spill your guts out, and all you get in return is a few Hail Marys and a promise that your sins will be fixed in 3-5 business days. I told them my problems; they responded with hold music. It's like therapy, but with more elevator music and less emotional breakthroughs.
Hotline Time Machine
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Calling a hotline is like entering a time machine where the hold music takes you back to the '90s. I'm half expecting someone to pop up on the line and ask, Hey, do you want to join our chat room? I just wanted to update my billing information, not relive the era of dial-up internet.
Hotline Therapy
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Calling a hotline is like therapy, but the only breakthrough you have is discovering new levels of patience. Your call is important to us. Yeah, right. If my call was a VIP, it would have its own private hotline to the CEO, not be stuck in the queue with all the other important calls.
Hotline Hold-Up
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You ever notice how calling a hotline is like a heist in reverse? You dial the number, and instead of a smooth operator on the other end going, This is a robbery, it's more like, Thank you for calling customer service, how may I assist you? I'm just waiting for them to ask, Do you want that help in 20s or 50s?
Hotline Mysteries
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I called a hotline, and after 30 minutes of navigating through their mysterious menu, I felt like I was on an episode of Hotline Mysteries. Will I ever reach a human being, or is this just an elaborate riddle designed to test my sanity? Spoiler alert: I'm still waiting for the big reveal.
Hotline Hurdles
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I called a hotline, and the automated voice said, We are experiencing higher-than-usual call volumes. Really? Because every time I call, it's like they're training for the hotline Olympics. I'm just waiting for the judge to hold up a scorecard – Technical Difficulty: 9.5!
Hotline Escape Plan
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I tried to escape the hotline maze once by pressing random numbers, and suddenly I was transferred to a department that didn't even exist. It's like accidentally discovering the secret level in a video game – Congratulations, you've reached the Lost City of Misdirected Calls. Enjoy your stay, brave adventurer.
Hotline Horror Stories
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I called a hotline the other day, and the automated voice said, Your call may be recorded for quality purposes. Quality purposes? I just want my Wi-Fi fixed, not auditioning for a talent show! Imagine if they played the worst calls at their company holiday party – And the award for the most clueless customer goes to...
Hotline Tango
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Calling a hotline is like doing the tango with a robot. You take one step forward with your issue, they take two steps back with their automated responses. It's a dance of frustration. I swear, if my life had background music, it would be that hold music you hear while waiting on the hotline – the most depressing remix ever.
Hotline or Horror Movie?
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You know you're in for a ride when the hotline menu has more options than a horror movie has plot twists. Press 1 for billing, press 2 for technical support, press 3 if you accidentally summoned a demon while trying to set up your router. I'm just waiting for option 4: Press 4 if you've had enough and just want to talk to a real person.
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