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The other day, I accidentally pocket-dialed someone while talking about them. Awkward, right? It's like my phone has a mind of its own, trying to spice up my relationships with some unexpected drama. Thanks, smartphone, for being my unintentional matchmaker.
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The other day, I tried calling a hotline for tech support, and the automated voice said, "Please listen carefully, as our menu options have changed." Well, how about changing them to "Press 1 if you want to talk to a human immediately, press 2 if you're already on the verge of a breakdown.
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You ever notice how the concept of a "hotline" has changed over the years? Back in the day, it used to be a mysterious, red phone that only top-level officials had. Now, it's just that device in your pocket that your mom uses to call you every time she can't figure out how to reset the Wi-Fi.
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Hotline bling? More like hotline cling. My voicemail is like a neglected puppy - every time I check it, it's desperately hoping I'll give it some attention. Sorry, voicemail, I've got commitment issues.
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You ever call a hotline and they put you on hold with that generic elevator music? I swear, after a while, I start to feel like I'm auditioning for a part in a low-budget movie called "The Waiting Game: Starring You and Your Impatience.
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I love how they call it a "hotline," making it sound urgent and important. But most of the time, it's just me calling to ask my friend what pizza toppings they want. Pizza emergencies are a real thing, okay?
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Have you ever called a customer service hotline and heard that automated voice telling you, "Your call may be recorded for quality purposes"? I don't know about you, but I'm just hoping someone out there is getting a good laugh at my attempts to pronounce my own last name.
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We all have that one friend who treats their phone like it's the Bat-Signal. You know, they see a missed call and suddenly become the superhero of returning calls. I'm still waiting for my friend to swoop in with a cape every time I call him.
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You ever notice how when someone hands you their phone to show you a picture, there's a split second of panic where you pray there's nothing embarrassing on there? It's like a digital game of Russian roulette. "Please don't let me accidentally swipe left into the danger zone!
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