6 Hospital Workers Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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Why did the surgeon get in trouble? He left his patients in stitches!
I asked the nurse if I could borrow a pencil. She said, 'Sure, just don't draw any blood!
I told my doctor I have a ringing in my ears. He said, 'Don't answer it!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places too!
I asked my doctor for a second opinion. He said, 'Sure, you're ugly too!

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