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What's a horse's favorite food? Spaghetti, because they can eat it 'neigh'gatively!
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I heard horses are great at math. Yeah, they can count the seconds until they're fed down to the millisecond. They're the equine Einstein!
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I envy horses sometimes. They're living their best life, running freely. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in traffic, contemplating the existential crisis of rush hour.
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Why do horses always look so majestic? I mean, they're the supermodels of the animal kingdom. Meanwhile, I'm over here tripping over my own feet, trying to look graceful.
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Neigh-sayers, I've got a bone to pick with horses... Seriously, who decided they needed shoes? I mean, they're not hitting the club, they're hitting the hay!
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I tried horseback riding once. Turns out, horses have a strict 'no-backseat-driver' policy. I was just a clueless hitchhiker on a very opinionated taxi.
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You know, horses have the ultimate poker face. They're like, 'Human, I could be planning world domination or contemplating the meaning of life... you'll never know.'
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Ever notice how horses make decisions? It's like they're constantly playing 'eeny, meeny, miny, moe' with their thoughts. 'Should I eat grass? Trot in circles? Oh, the options!'
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Horses are the ultimate drama queens. They're like, 'Oh, a plastic bag! I shall fearlessly flee for my life!' C'mon, you're built like a tank!
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Ever seen a horse try to play hide and seek? It's like watching a giant toddler attempt stealth mode. 'I'm a 1,200-pound ninja, guys!'
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