7 Jokes About Horse

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Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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I tried to ride a horse once, but it just couldn't rein me in.
I told my horse to hit the hay, but he refused. He said he wasn't ready for a 'stable' relationship!
What did the horse say when it fell? I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
I told my horse a joke, but he didn't laugh. He said it was a little 'neigh'pish.
I asked my horse to clean my room, but he said he'd rather 'neigh'borhood watch.
I asked the horse if he wanted a day off. He said, 'neigh, I'm feeling a little hoarse.
Why do horses make terrible dancers? They have two left feet!

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