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Why did the smartphone visit my hometown? It heard the reception was great!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award in my hometown? It was outstanding in its field!
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Why did the tomato turn red in my hometown? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the computer go to my hometown? It wanted to get better connected!
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Why did the cat sit on the computer in my hometown? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
Hometown Economy: We Trade Chickens for Everything
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In my hometown, our economy is based on the barter system. We don't use money; we use chickens. Need a haircut? That'll be three chickens. Want a new TV? Better start raising some plump poultry.
Hometown Buffet, Where the Buffet is Just Your Grandma's House
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We've got this place in my hometown called Hometown Buffet. It's not what you think, though. The buffet is just your grandma's house on Thanksgiving. You walk in, and she's like, Eat more, you look too skinny! Here, take a Tupperware for leftovers.
Hometown Radio: Where the DJ is Also the Town Gossip
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Our hometown radio station has the best DJ, and by best, I mean nosiest. He's like, Coming up next, we've got the latest hits, and did you hear about Mrs. Johnson's cat stuck in a tree? Stay tuned for the drama! It's like living in a soap opera with a soundtrack.
My Hometown, Where GPS Goes to Die
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You ever been to my hometown? It's the only place where even GPS gets confused. It's like, Turn left at the cow, go straight until you see Uncle Bob's tractor, and if you hit the cornfield, you've gone too far. Good luck!
Hometown Potluck, Where Mystery Casseroles Rule
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We had a potluck in my hometown, and you never know what you're gonna get. It's like a game of culinary roulette. You take a scoop of something and pray it's not Aunt Mildred's mystery casserole. Spoiler alert: it always is.
Growing Up in My Hometown, Everyone's a Comedian
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In my hometown, everyone thinks they're a comedian. You tell them a joke, and they're like, Oh, I got one better! It's like a town full of failed stand-up comedians. I'm just here trying to make a living, and my neighbor thinks he's the next Dave Chappelle. Dude, fix your lawnmower first!
High School Reunions in My Hometown
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High school reunions in my hometown are like a live episode of 'Where Are They Now?' It's the only place where you see the prom king is now the town's librarian and the cheerleader is a competitive llama racer. Life really threw some curveballs.
My Hometown's Idea of Fine Dining
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Fine dining in my hometown means you found a hair in your food but decided to eat around it. It's the only place where the health inspector gives the restaurant a participation trophy. Congratulations, you tried!
In My Hometown, We Have a 3-Second Yellow Light
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Back in my hometown, they installed these traffic lights with yellow lights that last for about 3 seconds. I guess they figured we're all NASCAR drivers and need to make split-second decisions. It's like, Green, yellow, red, and you're either a winner or a cautionary tale!
My Hometown's Claim to Fame: World's Largest Ball of Twine
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You know you're from a small town when your claim to fame is the world's largest ball of twine. It's like, Come visit! We've got twine, and we're not afraid to use it! I mean, who needs a world record in something useful?
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