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You know you're from a small town when the biggest traffic jam is caused by a tractor on the road. Suddenly, rush hour turns into a parade, and everyone's just waving at Farmer Joe.
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Small-town parties are interesting. You invite everyone, and everyone shows up because, well, there's not much else going on. It's like a social gathering by default. "Oh, you heard there's a party? Me too. Let's go!
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The speed limit in my hometown is more of a suggestion. It's like, "Yeah, sure, 25 mph is the limit, but feel free to go 30 if you're feeling adventurous today.
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Small-town festivals are the best. The highlight is the pie-eating contest, where the only rule is that you have to use your face. Because who needs utensils when you're aiming for the title of "Pie Eating Champion" in a town of 500 people?
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Growing up in a small town, the local news was like a personal Facebook feed for everyone. "Oh, Mrs. Johnson got a new cat. Breaking news!
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Small-town gas stations are the only places where you pump your gas, pay, and still have time to grab a coffee and chat with the cashier about the weather before your tank is full. It's like a pit stop with a side of small talk.
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In my hometown, the highlight of the week was when the ice cream truck came around. Not because we wanted ice cream, but because it meant someone was driving through our neighborhood and we got to see other people. Socializing with the added bonus of a popsicle.
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You know you're from a small town when the GPS says, "You have arrived," and you're still in your driveway. I'm like, "Yep, I'm home, thanks for confirming that.
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Small-town supermarkets are like a social experiment. You go in for a gallon of milk and end up catching up with half the town in the cereal aisle. "Hey, didn't I see you at the post office earlier?
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