7 Jokes For Hometown

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Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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I knew I was from a small town when our mayor was also the barber, the postman, and the pizza delivery guy!
I knew I was from a small town when our town hall meetings were just group texts!
I come from a town so small, we had a 'Welcome' sign and a 'You're leaving' sign on the same post!
I asked the librarian if there were any books on paranoia in my hometown. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!
I knew I was from a small town when we only had one page in the phone book – and most of the numbers were for the local pizza place!
I come from a town so small, we had a 'traffic jam' when two people arrived at the four-way stop at the same time!
I come from a town so small, our mascot was a gnat with a megaphone!

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