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Why did the homeowner throw a party on their roof? Because they wanted to raise the roof without violating any association rules!
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I wanted to install a trampoline in my backyard, but the homeowners association said it was 'bouncing off the rules.
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I asked my homeowners association if I could put up a hammock. They said, 'Only if it hangs by a thread of conformity.
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I asked my homeowners association if I could have a lemonade stand in the front yard. They said, 'Only if it's a 'strictly lemonade' stand.
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Why did the scarecrow get elected president of the homeowners association? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I asked the homeowners association if I could keep chickens in my backyard. They said, 'No, it would be egg-stremely inappropriate.
HOA Logic 101
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If your grass is greener on the other side, congratulations! You're about to get a violation notice for outperforming your neighbors.
The HOA's Greatest Hits
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You know you're in an HOA when your neighbor argues that your lawn gnome's hat is two millimeters too tall!
The HOA Chronicles
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The only organization where a 'Good Morning' turns into a 30-minute lecture on why your welcome mat is too vibrant for the community aesthetic.
HOA's Got Talent
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I tried to join the HOA, but they said I lacked curb appeal. I thought they meant charisma; turns out they were talking about my mailbox.
The HOA Olympics
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Welcome to the HOA where the gold medal goes to the person who can spot a new paint color from three miles away!
HOA's Fine Line
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You might be in an HOA if you spend more time measuring your fence height than you do watching your kids grow.
HOA or the Fashion Police?
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Ever feel like you're on a runway show every time you step out to get your mail? Thanks, HOA, for making pajamas a fashion faux pas!
HOA Surprises
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Who needs reality TV when you can attend an HOA meeting? Last week's episode: The Great Bird Feeder Debate.
HOA's Top 40
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When your most exciting monthly event is a tie between the annual meeting and the heated debate over whether the community pool should be 79 or 80 degrees.
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