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The Rule Enforcer
Enforcing every rule in the homeowner's association handbook.
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According to my neighbor, the homeowners association handbook is like the Bible. He follows it religiously. I'm just waiting for him to start knocking on doors, asking if we've accepted the guidelines into our lives.
The Reluctant Association Member
Being a part of the homeowners association against one's will.
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I told my friend about the homeowners association, and he asked, "Isn't that a voluntary thing?" I said, "Yeah, like voluntarily getting a root canal. You do it because you have to, not because you want to.
The Gossipmonger
Knowing and spreading every detail about everyone in the neighborhood.
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The gossipmonger in our neighborhood is so efficient; he doesn't need Facebook. He just stands by his window with a pair of binoculars, giving "likes" and "shares" in real life.
The Perfectionist Neighbor
Trying to maintain the perfect lawn and house exterior.
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I asked my perfectionist neighbor if he ever relaxes. He said, "Sure, every Tuesday at precisely 3:47 PM, during the third rotation of my automatic sprinklers. That's my chill time.
The Rebel Homeowner
Purposefully breaking or bending the rules just for the thrill.
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There's always one person in the neighborhood who treats the homeowners association rules like a suggestions list. My neighbor is that person. He's the reason our newsletter now has a "Most Creative Use of Lawn Decorations" section.
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