5 Jokes For Homeowners Association

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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I submitted a proposal to the homeowners association for a community pool. They rejected it, saying, 'Our relationships are complicated enough without adding water.
My homeowners association is so strict, they considered my inflatable palm tree a 'blow-up violation.
I joined the homeowners association, thinking it was a book club. Turns out, they just read me the rules and fined me for laughing too loud.
My homeowners association is so strict, they measure grass height with a ruler. I asked if they accept poetry instead of a lawnmower, but they didn't go for it.
I wanted to organize a block party, but the homeowners association said it was 'too square' for their liking.

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