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Ever notice how people with high IQs have the most complicated passwords? It's like trying to hack into the Pentagon just to check your email.
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Having a high IQ means you can solve complex mathematical equations, but it doesn't guarantee you can figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. It's like, "I can calculate the trajectory of a satellite, but folding laundry is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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Having a high IQ doesn't make you immune to absent-mindedness. I once spent 20 minutes searching for my glasses, only to realize I was wearing them. It's the genius version of looking for your phone while talking on it.
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You might have a high IQ if you can explain complex scientific theories but struggle to assemble IKEA furniture. "Sure, I understand quantum physics, but what do you mean this bookshelf doesn't come pre-assembled?
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People with high IQs tend to overthink everything. I tried ordering a coffee the other day, and I ended up with a triple-shot, half-caf, soy, almond, and coconut milk latte. I just wanted a cup of Joe, not a complex math problem!
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People with high IQs love to use big words, not to impress, but because it's the only way to fit all their thoughts into a single sentence. It's like they're playing intellectual Tetris with the English language.
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You know you have a high IQ when you spend hours pondering the meaning of life, and then you realize you forgot to put on your socks.
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Ever notice how people with high IQs love to give TED Talks? I tried giving one once, but I got distracted halfway through by wondering if the audience would prefer a lecture on string theory or my favorite pizza toppings.
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Smart people tend to have messy desks because they claim it's a sign of creativity. My desk is so messy; I can't even find my creativity anymore.
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