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The Savvy Grocery Shopper
Navigating the aisles of a high IQ supermarket
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The supermarket's AI cart kept suggesting healthy alternatives. I bought cookies, and it said, "Are you sure? The glycemic index is not conducive to optimal health." Can't a person indulge without algorithms judging?
The Intellectual Pet
Dealing with a super intelligent pet that questions your life choices
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I tried to teach my dog quantum physics, and now he looks at me like, "You expect me to fetch a ball when I could be contemplating the nature of existence?" I just wanted a game of fetch, not a philosophy seminar.
The Super Smart GPS
Navigating the streets with a GPS that's too intelligent
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The other day, my GPS got mad at me for taking a wrong turn. It said, "Recalculating... I expected better from someone with your neural capacity." Now I feel judged by my own navigation system.
The Genius Bartender
Navigating the simplicity of drink orders in a world of high IQ
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I ordered a classic martini, and the bartender said, "Shaken, not stirred, and please specify the amplitude and frequency of the shake." I just wanted a drink, not a physics experiment.
The Brainy Dating App
Trying to find love in a world of high IQ dating apps
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I finally matched with someone, and our first date was at a chess tournament. I thought we were having dinner, not competing for a checkmate. Can't we just enjoy a meal without strategizing every move?
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