7 Jokes For Hickey

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Updated on: May 08 2025

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My hickey is like a secret message. If you can decode it, you're probably a relationship detective!
I got a hickey and a mosquito bite on the same day. Now I have a love story and a horror story!
I asked my friend if he knew how to hide a hickey. He said, 'Just tell people you're a vampire with commitment issues.
I told my friend I got a hickey, and he said, 'At least someone's still using their library card!
I accidentally gave myself a hickey while trying to taste my own cooking. Lesson learned: stick to takeout!
I asked my grandma how to get rid of a hickey. She said, 'Back in my day, we just called it a badge of passion!
My girlfriend said, 'Let's break up.' I said, 'Why?' She pointed to my neck and said, 'Exhibit A: The Hickey Chronicles!

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