5 Jokes For Hickey

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 08 2025

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Teenagers

Trying to hide hickeys from parents/school
Parents should take hickey sightings as a sign of success. Your child is trying to navigate love while simultaneously practicing their terrible secret-keeping skills.

Workplace

Covering up hickeys at the office
Nothing screams 'productive weekend' like trying to explain to your boss why your neck resembles a connect-the-dots puzzle on Monday.

Pets

Pets discovering hickeys
Imagine your pet’s confusion seeing a hickey. 'Wait, did you try to eat a jellyfish, or did the vacuum attack you?'

Grandparents

Understanding hickeys in the modern era
Grandpa, upon seeing a hickey: 'Back in my day, we called that a love bite.' Yeah, Grandpa, but did you have to explain it to your entire Bingo group?

Aliens

Misinterpreting hickeys as intergalactic signals
Aliens observing Earth: 'They seem to exchange marks of affection on their necks.' Other alien: 'Are they claiming territory or just bad at hiding injuries?'

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