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What did the calendar say to February 14th? 'I see you've marked the day with love bites!
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Why did the grape get a hickey? It was in a tight squeeze with another grape!
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Why did the hickey start a band? It wanted to leave a lasting impression!
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Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She gave him a hickey that just sucked the life out of him!
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Why did the computer break up with the printer? It found a hickey on the USB port – too much unplugged passion!
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Why did the ghost break up with his ghost girlfriend? She left a hickey that scared him for life!
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Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the hickey? It couldn't ketchup with the love affair!
Hickey GPS
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I got a hickey the other day, and now it's like my neck has its own GPS system. Siri keeps saying, In 500 feet, turn right to hide your shame.
Hickey Cover-Ups
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Trying to hide a hickey is like trying to cover up a crime scene. Suddenly, you're a master of scarf origami, and it's summertime. Smooth move, Sherlock.
Hickey Etiquette
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There needs to be a hickey etiquette class. Like, don't give someone a hickey right before a job interview unless the job is at a vampire nightclub. Tell us about your skills, and, um, what's that on your neck?
Hickey Diplomacy
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Hickeys are the international language of, Oops, we were supposed to keep that a secret. It's like a love affair, but instead of spies, it's just two people who can't resist each other.
The Hickey Conspiracy
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Hickeys are the original conspiracy theories. You wake up with one and spend the next hour trying to figure out which vampire broke into your room last night.
Hickey Negotiations
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Hickeys are a silent negotiation between two people. It's like, I'll mark you, but you better not forget to take out the trash for a week.
Hickey Time Travel
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Getting a hickey is like a time machine to high school. Suddenly, you're sneaking around, hoping your parents don't find out, and praying that turtlenecks come back in style.
The Hickey Chronicles
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You ever notice how hickeys are like temporary tattoos for adults? It's like, Oh, Susan, is that a new designer brand or did your vacuum cleaner attack you again?
The Hickey Challenge
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Hickeys are the adult version of hiding your handiwork. Remember drawing on the walls as a kid and trying to convince your parents it was abstract art? Well, now it's just a neck canvas.
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