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Why did Henny Youngman become a gardener? Because he wanted to tell plants 'Take my leaves!
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Why did Henny Youngman start a band? He heard it was a great way to drum up some laughs!
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I asked Henny Youngman if he likes camping. He said, 'Only if it's in-tents!
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Henny Youngman tried to be a chef, but every time he made a joke in the kitchen, it was too corny!
Take My Marriage, Please!
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You know, my marriage is a lot like Henny Youngman's jokes. I asked my wife where we should go for our anniversary, and she said, Why don't you take me someplace I've never been before? So, I took her to the kitchen!
I've Got 99 Problems, but a Joke Ain't One
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Life is full of problems, right? But Henny Youngman would say, Why worry? You'll never get out of life alive! So now I'm just focusing on collecting jokes, because when the going gets tough, the tough tell punchlines.
My Dog's a Henny Youngman Fan
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My dog is a huge Henny Youngman fan. I told him to fetch, and he came back with a newspaper. I said, That's not what I meant! He replied, Well, you said to fetch something funny!
Traffic and Henny Wisdom
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I was stuck in traffic the other day, and I thought about what Henny Youngman would say. He'd probably tell me, Why do you care about traffic? You're not going anywhere in life anyway! Well played, Henny. Well played.
Henny's Guide to Parenting
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Parenting is a challenge, but I've been following Henny Youngman's advice. When my kids complain about the rules, I tell them, I asked if you wanted to be born; you didn't say no! It's all about setting expectations early.
Henny's Retirement Plan
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I asked my financial advisor for retirement tips, and he gave me a Henny Youngman quote: I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. So, I guess my retirement plan is to laugh my way through it, one joke at a time.
My Doctor is a Stand-up Comic
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I went to see my doctor the other day, and I swear he's been studying Henny Youngman. He told me, You're in great shape for your age. I said, Well, I'm not as young as I used to be. Neither are my jokes, Doc!
Dating in the Age of Henny
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Dating nowadays is like a Henny Youngman routine. I took my date to a fancy restaurant, and she looked at the menu and said, This is too expensive. I said, Don't worry, the food is free. It's the ambiance you're paying for!
Henny's Tech Support
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I called tech support the other day, and they were channeling their inner Henny Youngman. I said, My computer's slow. They replied, What do you expect? It's not getting any younger, just like you!
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