5 Jokes For Henny Youngman

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Updated on: Feb 24 2025

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Henny Youngman's fitness advice: 'I asked my personal trainer if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays.
I asked Henny Youngman if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Absolutely, I've been loving myself since I was born!
Henny Youngman tried to write a novel about his life, but it was a short story.
Henny Youngman's philosophy: 'I once wanted to be a mime, but I didn't have the heart for it.
I told Henny Youngman I could make a belt out of watches, but he said, 'That's a waist of time!

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