7 Jokes For Heinz

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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I asked the Heinz factory for a joke. They said, 'Sorry, we condiment!
Why did the tomato go out with the ketchup? Because it couldn't find any better condiment!
Why did the condiment go to therapy? It had too many issues with its squeeze bottle!
Why did the tomato turn to the ketchup for advice? It wanted some seasoned counsel!
Why did the tomato turn to the ketchup for advice? It needed someone who could handle the pressure!
I was going to tell you a joke about ketchup, but it's a little saucy.
I bought a Heinz ketchup bottle that refuses to pour. I guess it's going through a slow condimental crisis.

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