6 Jokes For Heinz

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Updated on: Feb 14 2025

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I used to be a procrastinator, but then I realized ketchup is a great example of waiting for things to pour.
Why did the tomato break up with the ketchup? It couldn't handle the squeeze!
My friend bet me $20 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
I told my friend I could make a car out of spaghetti. He said I was crazy, but you should have seen the expression on his face as I drove pasta!
I tried to make a joke about ketchup, but it just ended up being a sauce of disappointment.
What do you call a tomato sauce that you can't trust? Un-heinz-tworthy!

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