7 Jokes About Height

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Updated on: Feb 16 2025

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I asked my short friend if they wanted to hear a joke about construction. They said, 'I'm not building myself up for disappointment!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don't short people ever play hide and seek in a forest? Because good luck hiding when you're the same height as the bushes!
Why did the short person become a gardener? Because they were outstanding in their field, even if it couldn't be seen from afar!
I asked my short friend if he could help me reach the top shelf. He said, 'Sure, grab a ladder. I'm not a miracle worker!
I asked my tall friend how the weather is up there. He spat on me and said, 'It's raining!
Why don't short people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're already close to the ground!

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