7+ Best One Liners Jokes About height

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!

I tried to be a stand-up comedian, but I kept getting overlooked!

Being short is great. You can always walk through a field of tall people without blocking anyone's view!

I ordered a high-five from my tall friend. It was more like a 'low-two' for me!

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!

I used to be tall, but then I grew down to Earth!

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