8 Jokes For Hedgehog

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Updated on: Jul 29 2025

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How do hedgehogs stay fit? They have a strict regime of hedge-ercise!
What do you call a hedgehog that loves to knit? A needler!
What do you call a hedgehog magician? A prickly prestidigitator!
What did the hedgehog say to the cactus? 'Is that you, cousin? You've really let your guard down!
What did one hedgehog say to the other about road safety? 'Always look both ways before crossing a human's path!
How does a hedgehog greet other animals? With a prickly hello!
What's a hedgehog's favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat to roll to!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show the squirrel it could be done without nuts!

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