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Why don't hedgehogs play hide and seek with porcupines? Because they know how to hedge their bets!
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What did one hedgehog say to the other about fashion? 'Always dress to impress, but make sure it's spiky-chic!
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Why did the hedgehog never get into arguments? He preferred to hedge his opinions!
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Why did the hedgehog refuse to share its snacks? Because sharing meant letting others get their paws on the treats!
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What's a hedgehog's favorite game at a party? Need for Speed: Prickly Pursuit!
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My hedgehog is a great listener, but he's terrible at keeping secrets. I overheard him telling the neighbor's cat about that embarrassing thing I did last Tuesday. Now the whole animal kingdom knows!
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Ever play hide and seek with a hedgehog? Spoiler alert: You'll always lose. They're the hide-and-seek champions. I've been looking for mine since last Tuesday.
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I asked my hedgehog for life advice, and he rolled into a ball. I guess that means when life gives you lemons, just turn into a spiky ball and hope for the best. Solid strategy, right?
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Hedgehogs are like the secret agents of the animal kingdom. You never see them working, but you know they're up to something. I'm pretty sure mine has a tiny tuxedo hidden somewhere in his spines.
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Hedgehogs are the true introverts of the animal kingdom. They don't socialize much, and when they do, it's a prickly situation. I can relate; I'm basically a hedgehog with better social skills.
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Have you ever tried giving a hedgehog a bath? It's like trying to negotiate with a tiny, spiky dictator. I think my hedgehog believes water is a weapon of mass destruction.
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Dating advice from a hedgehog: When life gets tough, just roll into a ball and wait for it to pass. Tried it on my last date, didn't go well. Apparently, humans don't find that tactic charming.
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I bought a pet hedgehog because I wanted something low-maintenance. Little did I know they were masters of the 'invisible minefield' game in my living room!
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I tried teaching my hedgehog a trick. Turns out, the only trick they know is making you question your life choices as you pick spines out of your fingers. It's like having a cactus with an attitude problem.
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